Uh oh. The Nintendo Defenese Force cultists are here.

guys, if you don't glaze absolutely everything Nintendo does, no matter how anti-consumer it is, you aren't a 'true fan'. A 'true fan' is more than happy to pay $90 for a decade-old game with no improvements other than a resolution and framerate bump. Heck, you should be willing to pay $300+ for each Nintendo games because it's a Nintendo game, duh.

And charging you for a cheap minigame system tutorial is actually a great thing, and if you disagree you're just a hater, not a true gamer.

Exactly.

White peeps need to move aside. Let's face it, People Of Color are the reason for all good things in the world. White men are the reason for, well, all the world's problems.

Times they are changing.

The only White people who will be worthy are those who are 'queer'. Get on the right side of history.