You're right, he should've pulled a leia and floated down before patting it and becoming his friend because at least then it would've all been worth it like is ep 8.

Muscled through over half that article to get to the treat at the end. The comments.

Men of culture, welcome!

Iirc can't you craft it with a utility built and a orb of chance?

No. It was just terrible writing with no knowledge or respect for the source material.